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Dr. Audrey
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This whole scenario is surreal to me. Seriously.

Yes. And when you’re an asshole AND you’re physically ugly? Cruz clings to power and money because without them, he has absolutely nothing going for him. 

Cruz is unattractive in all the ways that matter: personality, sense of “humor”, attitude and actions toward women, loyalty to his family (“my daughters made me do it”) and friends if any, political savvy, and I bet he’s mean to animals. He’s also physically ugly, from my own personal point of view. He wouldn’t

Davidson might not be the conventional “hot guy” but he’s not ugly and Cruz is (very conventionally so).

On a side note, I always thought Pete Davidson was super-hot. He’s a skinny guy with strong jawline and a huge smile.   Yummy.

pete is funny, successful, self-aware, self-deprecating, properly medicated, and none of his exes even have anything bad to say about him. factor in the BDE and i get totally it.

He also has that, “good in bed” energy. You know what I mean? That laid back, funny go with the flow, giver kind of attitude. 

One of the things that stuck with me is when during his presidential campaign, his wife told a story about how they were spending their honeymoon in a cabin and she sends him out to get groceries. He comes back with “nothing but Chunky Soup”. And to this day, I ask myself: is that the closest thing to a likeable anecdo

His own family can’t stand to be around him, and he groveled at the feet of Trump AFTER Trump called his wife ugly. Can’t imagine why the ladies aren’t flocking to get with Rafael.

I mean, I love funny.  Funny is more important to me than just about anything else.  

Ted’s own daughter literally wanted nothing to do with him. She ran off when he tried to hug her. His wife had a mental breakdown by the side of the road.

I just want to say that I had a crush on Pete Davidson the first time he was on Weekend Update riffing on why bathroom bills were so absurd. He was hilarious, and demonstrated through his commentary and comedy that he was sharp and funny and interesting. He’s cute enough. Tall, white dudes have always seemed to do

And we can’t fathom how Ted Cruz stands upright without a spine, but here we are.  

If we’re going to have stories featuring what TC doesn’t know about women, we’re going to need a whole new blog.

As a self-proclaimed member of the hot girl club,  we like funny dudes. We don't like pond scum much, though. 

I don’t really get the Pete Davidson thing either. But I’ll tell you this: If he and Cruz were the sole two penis-havers left on the earth and the fate of the human race rested on having sex with one of them, Cruz still couldn’t get laid.

Jordan Peterson and Ted Cruz are ugly people who need to know when to stay in their lane as ugly people.

Of course he is Team Kanye considering Kanye entire campaign was created to derail Democrats winning.

Pete Davidson: the guy “nice guys” think they are.

Yeah, Pete Davidson isn’t conventionally a “hot guy”, but I strongly suspect he’s good company, funny, and low-stress. Cruz can’t fathom a good personality being a factor because he has the personality of a bog leech in cold oil and assumes that hot girls rejected him solely because of his looks.