Kelvin Benjamin was injured during a preseason practice, so I don’t think he fits here. (Specifically, he was injured during a joint practice; I assume that, if anything, these would increase if preseason games were taken away.)

The man who surveyed our property when we bought our house a couple years ago was named Robert E. Lee. It’s a little jarring to see that every time I pull out the property survey...

No, I believe the match is in London Stadium; the NFL is in Wembley on Sunday. Thanks for the other recommendations, I am fairly soccer ignorant and didn’t think to look beyond the Premier League

Question for everyone: I’ll be in London later this year and the only (soccer) match in town that weekend is West Ham vs. Tottenham, so we’ll be going. Any advice? Places to sit, where to hang out before/after, how not to seem too American, etc.

They played a doubleheader yesterday. Minor league teams often (always?) shorten both games to 7 innings if there’s a doubleheader.

It’s a Wonderful Life gets me every time too, plus there’s this: news broke a couple days before Christmas that a local businessman was being investigated for running a Ponzi scheme, and he ended up committing suicide a couple days later (Google “Richard Siskey) if you’re curious). His wife seems to be genuinely…

I would assume the ball counts with no runs?

Fun fact about Nomo: in addition to the only no-hitter at Coors, he also has the only no-hitter at Oriole Park at Camden Yards

Who is worse at their job: the judges of the fight or the jackwagon who transcribed the word “wanna” in an official statement?

I thought this too. He directly stated that the premise of the question was incorrect, which renders the question itself moot.

There are a lot of words here that don’t answer your question, so I say: yes, your tipping strategy is fine.

I just want to say I was very disappointed when I clicked the tag “extremely specific grievances” and found only one other article.

I recall that in the 00's, when I was going to a lot of Orioles games, they did it at the bottom of the main scoreboard, and when the pitcher reached three, they added the third to the other end of the board (so it read something like KK...........................K, but with space instead of dots), putting them back…

Every time I see people burning jerseys, I hope that through some hiccup or weird technicality the new team gets nixed and the player announces he’s coming back before the jersey is safe to put in the trash can.

Probably not related, but the PGA TOUR insists on the word TOUR being rendered in all caps despite not being an acronym, and it’s equally infuriating.

Probably the best life advice I got from my high school baseball coach: Don’t want the other guy to celebrate in your face? Don’t let him beat you.

Nice research. This rule (or perhaps a related rule) is the reason for that famous video of a team carrying an opponent around the bases after she became injured while trotting out a home run. The runner’s team may not help them, and the defensive team may not hinder them, but there is nothing in the rules preventing…

Yeah, to build on that, I hate being drunk around kids (I think it has to do with thinking their parents are judging me for setting a bad example), so I only day drink if I’m in a somewhat controlled environment (such as a lake house) or somewhere that I am guaranteed not to be the biggest asshole there (like a…

The moment is one to be cherished and remembered, passed down to the next generation when Kiffin is a greying, smirking 70-year-old coach at some ACC school that’s just about to turn the corner.

Am I alone (based on the tenor of the comments, I assume I am not) in thinking this guy can fuck off? When the Bears let you on the field, they do so on the Bears’ terms.