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No idea why, but watching a ball wedge between the rim and backboard makes me lol every time.

A lot of people don’t realize that the officer is not expecting a flawless backward rendition of the alphabet. A friend who is a police officer once demonstrated the difference between a sober person and a drunk person doing the backwards alphabet and said it’s not hard to tell the difference. (It’s hard to explain

From the report: “[Throwing a fish] caused great annoyance and alarm, on many levels, of many patrons, players and officials in attendance.”

Fun fact! The closest Ripken came to breaking his streak was when he hurt his knee tripping over either second base or the mound during a brawl. It’s dangerous!

I would never want to live by a CookOut because they are always in terrible neighborhoods.

I will oblige him by pointing out that he looks like Brittney Griner (if she was fat)

Paying to volunteer is pretty standard in golf, and clearly it works.

In a world where I’ve never seen an episode of Scandal, I totally buy the botched robbery theory. But Jake Ballard totally had a hand in this.

It’s not at all difficult to replace a chain mechanism that has broken off inside the housing. It’s a $6 part and takes 30-45 minutes to replace. No specialized knowledge either (unless you consider turning off your circuit breaker and using a screwdriver to be difficult tasks).

We bought some a year and a half ago and love them. As stated, they are ridiculously easy to set up and the sound is very good for the price.

We bought some a year and a half ago and love them. As stated, they are ridiculously easy to set up and the sound is

Why are the seats in the background empty?

Honestly sometimes I think blackballing Kaep because of the protest is giving NFL front offices too much credit. I think it has just as much, if not more, to do with their weird obsession with “avoiding distractions.”

That’s actually pretty cool that they included the flag motif in the upper deck seats.

Not a soccer fan, so I’m not familiar with the rules on this: are players required to hold out their arms when they argue?

This is clearly the better method:

So can I have a laptop among the plane? WaPo please advise.

Holy shit, do yourself a favor and take a look at that stupid ass encyclopedia. However haughty you thought it would be, multiply that by five. You know you’re in for a treat when he feels the need to define “Africa” for us. “But wait, what does it mean when someone is ‘African-American’???” Good thing it’s defined

Man if I didn’t know better, I’d think the NFL cares more about showing their players who’s boss than actually taking care of them!

Is it possible for the Indians to abandon the logo but still maintain the trademark? It would seem to me if they got rid of the offensive logos (including the retro one that is even more racist than the current one), they would enter the public domain, thus enabling anyone trying to make a buck to make apparel with

I love a good baseball fight. Or “fight.”