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God, I love Donny. Only someone as mind-blowingly over-confident and under-informed as he is could think scare tactics are a good idea against a man like Mueller. Because, yea, this absolutely looks like a man who is easily intimidated:

A golden raisin your dog (hopefully) vomited up;

Something you irrationally want to punch.

And is racist.

*Note: Tap water is from Flint, Michigan. And has been watered down with highly radioactive reactor cooling water.

He’s like tap water that has somehow been watered down.

The defining characteristic of Donald is that he is so emotionally needy that he has a bottomless desire to be loved and admired by everyone unconditionally. However, he realizes subconsciously that he is of a character devoid of qualities deserving of love and admiration, so the only other way he can capture the

That is possibly the most flattering picture pf Eric I have ever seen.

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)

“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

When Mark Zuckerberg is President, he’s going to make not having a Facebook account enough suspicion to throw you into Guantanamo.

In 1973 the Washington Post won a Pulitzer Prize for its coverage of Watergate.

But now America’s going to be flooded with terrorist refugees like these terrifying displaced Syrians:

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

I would do unspeakable acts to attend Jack Kirby's Spartacus sleepover, so yes.