Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

To claim that Osweiler is a definitively better option than Kaep has to be a contender for Worst Take, Like, Ever.

The Lakers aren’t going to be tanking?

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

“Hey Terry, you gonna rag on anyone other than Kevin this season?”

Dikembe Mutombo would like to congratulate the Celtics on their Game 7 win.

They’ve played three times this season (not counting the game where everyone rested), and the Spurs have built a lead of at least 20 in all three games. If Kawhi stayed healthy, I think they had a much better chance of winning this series than most people are giving them. And if they could have held on today, I’m…

It’s an extremely efficient mooning. Eurovision’s the most popular televised non-sporting event in the world.... and it routinely draws more viewers than the Super Bowl.

You have to admire his unwavering love of tinted windows.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

That’s apparently the punishment for having a dildo in the clubhouse, or, forgive me, the penile system.

It’s good but it’s no Bradwater

That price point makes it impossible for me to even see the shoes. It’s like they’re sitting behind a giant price tag. I’m looking at them, but all I’m thinking is “that better be 24K gold on those shoes.”

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

When asked about the validity of the complaint, the nearly-illiterate Oher said “Bullocks”

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

.056/.150/.056... yeah just a little overmatched.