Like I needed another reason to hate that donkey faced, cocky, overrated, splash brother coat tail riding piece of garbage

Craig James iirc

European nights at anfield

Which, more importantly, comes with a spot in the big tournament next year and that sweet carrot to dangle in front of transfer targets for klopp

Why did this garbage show up on my deadspin feed? I want funny sports highlights not some liberal telling me how to act

Well, you know what they say: “when the going gets tough, take a paid vacation”

He sounds pretty drunk to me lol

This is a bad list. You hate on beer and hot dogs while failing to list getting hit by a car (hello? Nostalgia??)

The dude holding up a belt that would fit an elephant, perhaps?

“Liriano and Pittsburgh” so Lirianos 10 plus the rest of his team’s 4 equal 14 like it says in the article. And that my friends is how to actually the actually guy