That’s a lot of gullible morons.

Dude collects money, provides no services or products in exchange, and pays no taxes on the income. How do I get in on this?!

he’s the antisemitic one for those who may not remember.

For as many times as it had been said, it bears repeating:

Nobody cares about your erlection. ;) ;)

The only reason I ever watch cable news is for the election coverage. It’s not unreasonable to preempt lower rated programs for higher rated ones.

Yes but one could also say that murders are people who have or are in the act of killing other humans, the problem with such an assertion is not only that it is self-evident it doesn’t help the considerably more important endeavor of identifying perpetrators prior to said events.

I’m sensing I will go ahead and say whatever the fuck I want.

Can we refer to this place as a “Boooooooooooo-k store”?

My conscience

Nothing is haunted. There is no such thing as ghosts. Never. Never have been. Never will be. Oooh, a lot of people have said they have felt things! Sensed things! Liars. Deluded, weak, ineffectual attention seekers. Ghosts do not exist. Stop. Stop please.

White people should never take breaks from flagellating themselves to do anything, #justice.

The problem is that almost no white people think that black lives don’t matter or think that black people don’t deserve to be treated like people so building a movement around such a statement is pointless.

Then one of the girls accidentally catches an elbow and breaks her nose and today’s Deadspin article is calling for the Jags to cut Fowler.

You mean like Rutgers receiver Leonte Carroo? You know, the guy who has the type of body that makes him a projected second round draft pick. You want to take a look at how intervening in a fight between his current and former GFs worked out for him?

Disagree. What if he holds her back and the other woman comes in and sucker punches the one he’s holding.

Right, because grabbing and restraining not one, but two, angry adults is an easy task and couldn’t possibly result in him being drawn in to escalated force. Brilliant idea.

Huh? Just saying there’s way more risk for him if he gets physically involved.

Since trans people are estimated to only make up about 0.3% of the population then it’s more likely that none of them were actually transwomen.

Change bylaws to bilaws to satisfy the gay community!