I named my Rowlet 'Darius'

"Just the ones that spend more time complaining about games rather than, you know, playing them."

i love you eggs

how much worse is it to drink worcestershire sauce?

i am terrified but to be fair it is the best entry on the list in terms of real answers

i can deal with it in restaurants but like, if im getting food for lunch and bringing it back to work? basically it becomes metal gear solid so no one sees me, or more accurately it becomes me hunched over like a goblin absconding with my food back to my desk to eat in secret

i see your chocolate syrup and raise you honey. or um, just eating sugar out of a bag. also occasionally taking sips of worcestershire sauce. i may have a binge eating concern!

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