Nothing you need, nothing you don’t.

Looks like my old comment is suddenly gaining a lot of...

You have two horses. They can both move 330 pounds of dirt 100 ft in one minute. Except one horse can move all that 330 pounds all at once. Albeit very slowly. This horse walks very slowly. The other horse needs to take 4 trips to move that 330 pounds. But this horse moves very quickly. At the end of that one minute…

“third party” -- also sexually suggestive.

Well, I mean, since you mention it...

I thought the energy drinks company did chassis work. To be fair they know a lot about aerodynamics and chassis in general; I heard their Formula 1 team isn’t horrible.

I really wanna see one painted like a duck.

Quite possibly the coolest Subaru ever - if not this one specifically, that era of Subaru rally cars.

Red and white like the bloody phlegm you cough up as you succumb to your lung cancer, emphysema, etc.

For fuck sake, can we have an under-car picture?

I’ll leave this here..

Definitely outside the warranty period, but have a seat in our lounge and I’ll see what my manager can do for ya.

This is fantastic. Being that it was about Aus/NZ, I legit wasn’t sure if the guy was serious or not until his part about towing the ship “outside of the environment”.

Boeing sent this video in response to inquires about the canopy falling off.

F-15? Now it’s more like an F-14½.

Does he want some gum? Spearmint or fruit?

Dude said he planned to never take it to the track and it was his car so he could what he wants with it. The car had other plans and thought a life as a street car wasn’t worth living.

To this day, Mike Pence is kept up at night with thoughts of Russia Bears penetrating America’s vulnerable back door.

Flat-billed caps make me irrationally angry.