You could, “Gawker may not get a commission” on that though.

Counterpoint: don’t waste money on stupid goggles and cut it while avoiding the root, so it doesn’t bleed as rapidly.

Get a sharper knife.

Cheaper alternatives:

Bang.

They missed Ryback lose to the guy that isn’t Rey Mysterio, a divas match, and mid card tag match... I thought it was a 40,000 person piss break.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

It’s already used as a tornado shelter due to no chance of having a touchdown.

Haha, those idiots watching WWE. I’ll let you get back to watching grown men play sports now.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

The part I found infinitely more interesting is that the niners repeatedly swore they’d keep Kaepernick and within 24 hours of his money being guaranteed have agreed to terms with the Broncos. Guess that claim didn’t quite pan out.

Right, they’re so lazy that they can’t stand up and do it, yet they perform a pommel horse routine in order to stay seated.

Dang it, this was gonna be an Adequate Man post, but I decided not to sit on it over the weekend. Gotta get these laundry takes out while they’re hot.

Up next...Cat Watching.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Swifty without excessive makeup is super cute.

That looks like a different human.

Raw take: get a razor, ya hippie