I recently heard his brother, Aniz, on a podcast relate that their mom asked to be removed from the family text group because Aziz is always trying out bits there. That cracked me right up. They’re a delightful family.

I’m encouraging everyone to replace ‘pro-life’ with ‘anti-choice.’ It’s a more accurate term to describe opponents of women’s right to choose, since they don’t care about the lives of pregnant women.

What’s with these purity tests that people on the left require of one another?

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

I just want to say how proud I am of everyone who went to the March. I went to the one in Topeka, Kansas, which was pretty small compared to some of the ones around the country (around 3,000 people), but that was so much more than I would have thought for such a die-hard republican state.

Atheist WOC here, who not only marched my ass off in Denver, but had the notion that the whole thing is about being present and heard. It’s too bad you didn’t “hear” from any of us but we were definitely accounted for

Well it’s good that his intense desire to be president occasionally leads him to do something decent.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Plemons gives me total young phillip seymour hoffman vibes, and i mean that as the best compliment possible... Very much enjoy watching him do anything, and it seems he can.

Right?

Really, that Opie dead eyed piece of shit?

I just got an IUD because of Trump.

I got mine last month- and of the $700+ bill, all but $7 was covered. Thanks Obamacare! No, seriously, THANKS.

Yes, Mrs. Obama, you made us proud. Never doubt that for even a minute. Your grace has raised the bar for all First Ladies from now until the end of our nation. Thank you for being the people’s FLOTUS.

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

According to Reality Steve, she makes it to the top 3 but doesn’t win. She’d still be the first black woman to make it to the top 3 and possibly be the next Bachelorette.

He’s the son of the Press Secretary so I’m guessing he’s heard his father say it. It’s one of the things that makes it so cute, to me - that he has that insider lingo.

Canadian.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…