drakesemotionaladvisor
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drakesemotionaladvisor

Women who are sick or in pain from being pregnant should just suck it up and be thankful that they are doing the thing they were built to do in this world. In particular, don’t mention any of the discomfort to anyone because it makes people feel uncomfortable to think about vaginas. If a woman has morning sickness,

That text to Scheana is not a bad edit. Saying her fiance’s dick doesn’t work is not a bad edit. That’s real shit that she said.

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

Fuck this.

They earned every penny.

I posted this on another Mariah Carey thread, but I will post it again: Carey and Walter Afanasieff, the co-writers of “All I Want for Christmas is You,” have made an estimated $50 million since the song’s release. That a whole hell of a lot of money, even next to other top sellers like “Fairytale of New York” (for

Sorry, but Chris Martin has become an adorable dork dad straight out of a network sitcom and now I love him.

If Flea doesn’t make you smile, you are dead.

Right? Huma is the one person who did nothing wrong. Those two MEN did all the fucking up, so she is absolutely blameless.

THANK GOD. I’m preggo in Texo and this shit actually affects me, right now, as we speak. I very much want to give birth to a healthy child but if I miscarried, I would not hold a funeral. That this governor would force me to have a burial is unconscionable. I’m a white, married, wealthy voter having planned children.

I paid for that seat. I will do everything from reclining it to dry humping it for as long as my ass is in it.

ETA: Couch is the stupidest fucking last name of all time

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

I didn’t get a sense anyone is trying to explain anything away. She is a product of the era in which she lived, although in one key area (i.e. birth control) she was ahead of her time. The argument being made is that her significant accomplishment in the latter area is overshadowed by the unfortunate espousal of ideas

Kacey is the best. She turned this former (mostly) country music hater into a girl with a threeish-hour “Ladies of Country” Spotify mix.

I’ve read a few articles/tweets like this today.

Ah yes this winter of our discontent will be made glorious by the Summer House of Bravo.

I just feel actively bad all the time