Cubs fan here so I’m biased, but c’mon, isn’t keeping Cleveland from winning two championships in one year enough reason to root for Chicago?

Theo Epstein and his team built this legendarily crappy franchise into a juggernaut within five years’ time WITH EASE. It is astonishing how absolutely straight-forward this rebuild was. It was ok, tank for a few years, rebuild up draft picks, every pretty much every trade...oh look, Joe Maddon is suddenly available?…

Well, if you consider the stark income equality and racial segregation, there practically are two different Chicagos, but that’s not what you meant.

Ah yes. The old SJW “insult.” You do know that most people you throw that at take it as a compliment, right?

the worst thing about elections is that you have to learn about all of these assholes

Paul Ryan’s gonna need some serious medical attention after this 4th degree burn.

Harry Caray poured me about five ounces of Wild Turkey into my empty beer cup while I was at Hohokum field in 1993. I didn’t ask, I was just standing there behind the booth.

As a fan of that other Chicago team, I can not support any of this. This team deserves to win and they probably have the best chance to, but you can not give these fans something to brag about. It can not happen. You think Cardinal fans are bad? Wait until Cubs fans finally taste success, it will consume us all,…

Sarah reading that Jez agrees with her on something. Anything.

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

She hugged a bunny in another photo. That was adorable.

My favorite picture from their visit.

I also watched Easy in a weekend and enjoyed seeing my local spots on display (“Hey, that’s local celebrity Paul McGee!”). Swanberg’s Chicago is the Chicago of the upwardly-mobile and educated with some capital to pay $12 for tiki cocktails.

As far as I can tell, so far both Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer have been using their fame to produce awesome female driven projects and I freaking love it.

I still can’t quite wrap my mind around the fact that two men who raped a woman then got together years later to write a scene where a woman is raped and traumatized, specifically crafted to evoke extreme sympathy and fury in both viewers and the main character himself.

My two year old runs to the terrace every morning and screams in his thick Queens accent, “Get atta hea!” at the pigeons as if it’s always the first time. Ah, toddlers. Ah, city kids.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

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