drakesemotionaladvisor
drake's emotional advisor
drakesemotionaladvisor

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

My husband and I have been a couple since 1998. There are days when we annoy the Hell out of each other, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. We work well as a team. My only advice: find hobbies you can partake in together, and find hobbies you can partake in on your own.

I’ve lived in major cities where I couldn’t get decent medical treatment for my particular problems. It’s a fairly severe problem for those of us with rare disorders.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

I try not to let it bother me that Liz Lemon & Leslie Knope would probably clock in at a sold three bills in reality.

I love Kim’s sense of humor.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

How great it must feel to do something charitable and have the credit go to your ex boyfriend.

I know that this may not be a popular opinion but I’m ambivalent about polygamy as long as all parties are in accord, and it is equally available to all genders.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

Must be nice to say “no” and have the person actually stop

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

Thank you.

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

Agree. I have used Airbnb once, and it was to reserve a room in an apartment that the host was living in. I only considered young professional women (based on their profiles). I would never have opted for that setup with a man of any race or age.

I think you just described Joe Biden.

I see these nice people, and I wish I were their annoying neighbor (possibly named “Larry”) that invites myself over to their place all the time to hang out. I make myself much too at home, as I am comfortable just making myself a sandwich. I might even stretch out on the couch in front of the TV after drinking too

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.