Thumps up with the Oaxacan cheese. Queso fresco... depends on the taco, is not for all.

Wrong.

That’s a literal and not quite right translation.

flies in beer, hair in pasta, a hobo tooth in my salad

drop to the ground, lie flat, protect your head and neck with your arms and hands, and play dead until it leaves.

Why vote for the lesser evils?

Actually... Azathoth is from the Cthulhu mythos, and Orcus is from as god of the undead is from D&D, though he was associated with the underworld in Roman mythology, which is something I just learned today.

Azathoth is the god of Chaos, Orcus is the God of the Undead.

They will end up shooting the gorilla, so... no.

Interstellar would like a word with you...

And this is the Indiana Jones movie we deserved, instead of the Crystal Skull.

Or he likes playing dare?

That’s not much of an accomplishment, I have slammed the car door on my pinkie finger and they are NOT that long...

Wait, we have such a gif? Where can I find it?

1) Guillermo Del Toro is not blond. Unless your definition of blond also includes brown hair.

I am mexican, and was mostly amused by the annoying orange comments.

As a great fan of Dr. Tyson’s Startalk, I can tell this: he knows his shit about astrophysics and regular physics.

I keep expecting for the robot to throw a punch at hockey-stick-guy.

What distance would this be, for those of us who have joined the modern world and use the metric system? 1.6 km?

You have convinced me.