Yeah, but then you have a russian bear hound in your house.

Have you?

Bravo!

And adults!

LIES!!!

Easily done!

Actually, yes, yes I am, and obviously losing.

Young Justice is overrated

D&D rulebooks and heavy metal T-shirts. Work like a charm!

That’s a suspiciously specific denial.

I really hope this is not a picture of Eric’s wardrobe...

I prefer to take a long detour instead of waiting for hours in traffic, even if I will be sitting in my ass in both situations. Must be the feeling that you are doing something and not just waiting.

That’s no fun, too many ifs for my taste.

You know, I always thought that if you kill a President, then YOU should be the new President.

Great, now I want to know about the Pope’s secret assassin corps!

Do we shopin the same Costco? Or is it that everybody that shops there (except us, of course) deserves to be punched?

I am not even a fan of garlic, and that menu sounded awesome!

I would have loved to go to school on an elephant!

Given the amount of flying giant sharks gifs above... I don’t think that would help!

Stewart/Colbert 2016!