Changing the U.S. flag would be too much of a hassle. You would have to change Captain America and Wonder Woman’s uniforms.

This is... So true and yet so sad...

Let’s be clear: by ”people” you mean “americans”, right? Because people outside the U.S. don’t normally associate that flag with freedom...

“nearly excellent story”

I admire the strenght of character of those who are told “Now, was that so hard?” (or something like it) and DON’T punch the customer in the face or at the very least flay them alive with sarcasm. I hope someday I will have that same strenght.

Make That three words. It doesn’t hurt to say “thank you” at the end of the sentence.

Ugh, once this comes to Android my life will be totally sucked by it...

Again, parenting done right!

I can live with that!

Reading this makes me feel better about telling a friend that Fury Road is perfectly acceptable for her two 12 and 14 years old boys.

Careful... he may will you his shirt!

When I was young and naive, sure, I would have gone to “where my friends are”.

Tony Stark is a classic case of High-Int, Low-Wis character

Oh, do tell!

What kind of leather seats are worth 65K? Wookie leather? Ysalamiri?

Both are beautiful, but that Meagan really hits all my buttons, in the right way...

Fox News jokes aside, apparently you don’t know enough humans

90s and 00s really sucked...

He burst in flames, I take the hotness is a given in that situation

Sure, but anyway, that’s... twisted.