Where is that common? I don’t want to be there, ever. Quiet (at least voice-quiet) is sacred in the restrooms.

Bad parenting?

Funny that this is posted just below the “White Guys With Guitars” article...

And hence, Skynet is born! (justified)

Watered down water is THE WORST. So watery...

Or suicide. Life without cheese is not worth living.

Including Homer Simpson, but I think you covered him with “most powerful people in the world”

And one of the best!

Having sneezed eight times in a row (damn allergies), I can tell with some authority that is NOWHERE close to an orgasm.

Some months ago, I was giving my mother advice on how to turn someone down

I’m still at work, so...

I have no argument to this.

I take offense to that!

Not like this, most men I can see right now in the office are far from “muscle bound”

Only if they are teen aged.

But, unlike human pups, tiny dogs learn to avoid you... eventually

Yes?

Spoiler alert!

The Force don't give you a six-pack

Let's be honest, that pizza looks horrid.