Why are you reporting on some damn hoes? Give us a real note, not some bullshit about some damn females.

Give us some real news. You’re just out here fucking with these hoes, but we want that real substance.

I just wonder if Zayn took a big nasty dump on her tits with they were making video? Maybe she took a diarrhea in his mouth?

I wonder if Zayn fucked her little pussy? Maybe made her shit in his mouth so he could eat it.

Human beings aren’t going anywhere. If you said that shit around me, I slap you right in the fucking face.

Climate change is not man-made. Get that through your head, you worthless fucking piece of shit.

I wouldn’t be comfortable with that terrorist-looking fucker Zayn sitting next to me on an airplane. I would report him to the TSA.

I would fire this ungrateful bitch so fast it would make her head spin. Her character would be killed off the next season and I give William H Macy a raise.