Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

Yep. Well, some of her.

Spitting lit cigarettes at me, just like mom used to

Now THIS is pod racing! +1 to you!

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

We were out to dinner with my father in-law. He told the waitress his order, then pointed at my 12 year old son and said “and he’ll have a shit sandwich”.

My family inherited a Bichon Frise after my wife’s parents passed away, and I can say without a doubt that any of those dogs would be better. Their temperament is supposed to be playful, affectionate and cheerful. Ours is a surly motherfucker who nips at heels, shits in 5 random places in the house every night and…

Yes, her documentation is well worth reading in its entirety. I couldn’t remember her name to link to the original source material, so thanks for pulling it up for me! I had saved the image files when she originally uploaded, and I figured I’d type them out here rather than post because they’re kind of hard to read…

Get a nespresso and drink better coffee, then.

Are their any societies in history that have erected monuments to honor traitors/loser of a civil war? I can’t imagine the Romans erecting statutes of conquered civilizations in Rome. 

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

I think we found the murder weapon.

Snot rockets in the shower are my thing. I swear I blew something sentient out the other day. It sat there on the floor of the tub for a minute, said “vaya con dios, amigo”, and disappeared down the drain. Now my foundation is cracked.

*knowing look* *touches tip of nose with index finger* *fires up four story tall Jon Bong Jovi*

I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man... I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

I don’t think you have a very good grasp on which of us is the angry one.