“Methodology flawed; why are we discussing this?”

-Prof. A. Iverson, University of Pennsylvania, Reader for original paper

Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.

That’s not how commas work.

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Times have changed. So now getting the sweater off is not considered first base, but gets you home plate instead?

I think it’s just a stylistic choice by Billy Haisley, who is a good writer (in a side-blog on Deadspin).

Do all soccer/football articles in other countries constantly discuss the relative merits of their league?

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

I mean if we are going to use what an actual pitcher would do in the situation, his season would be ended by his 10th game or first against St. Louis when he took 4 fastballs to the face.

Man, I can’t stand 2k16. I’m one of the idiots that buys every installment every year (sorry people I’m part of the problem) and I feel like 2k16 is the weakest one.

Yeah, my guiltiest pleasure when it’s, like, 85 degrees or more here in Ohio (which is about five weeks a year), are the six-pack of pints of Milwaukee’s Best Ice. It will indeed get you drunk.

When in doubt, go imperial.

This is what I like to call an undercover eight pack.

Drink in western Kansas