For me, I’d love to see a David Lynch (or Lynchian, if he’s not available when we’re ready as a nation to really dissect it) HBO miniseries production.

For Trump, we’d need someone who’s willing to go full on, crazy person method acting. Someone willing to gain unhealthy amounts of weight and dive into the damaged…

Of course he supports unborn children. How else is he going to get dates in his 80s…

Ho-lee shit. These people have chewed through their chains.

Makes it a better metaphor. Bad cops go after vulnerable white people, too, just ask the poor, mentally, ill or queer people.

I hate the ageism in this, but I am consistently surprised by how elderly so many people in this administration/US govt are. Working well into your 70s and even 80s seems commonplace. And unusual in most other, less important areas of work. What is the retirement age in the US?

This is why Jezebel needs to get a writer on staff with a legal or legal reporting background—somebody who can writer confidently about legal matters and perhaps provide some in-depth analysis/context as well.

This is why old people shouldn’t be in charge.

People who voted 3rd party or didn’t vote shouldn’t feel bad about this. After all, the same thing would have happened if Hillary won. I mean there was basically no difference between her and Trump, right?

No fries and a giant Diet Coke is how he stays so slim!

...with the same zeal that Obama had for crippling the middle class and making the public government dependent.

Seriously, how is this cornucopia of right-wing BS ungreyed? It’s a tour-de-force of stupidity, nonsense, and abject lies. And that’s not even counting the conspiracy crap about Clinton.

HE HAS ALZHEIMERS.

That must be a record for shoving bullshit into such a limited amount of words. You should be proud.

And I’m still in the greys?

Rich people don’t die in prison. They get put in “minimum security” prisons, and live in what basically amounts to comfortable house arrest at taxpayer expense. He might even be allowed to keep tweeting from his penthouse “cell”.

Same.

He is also on tape bragging about sexual assault, and he was never held accountable for that either. It is becoming rapidly clear there is literally nothing Trump will do that will cause Republican lawmakers, let alone his rabid base, to abandon him. The Republicans sold their souls by keeping Trump around; they’ve…

I knew Trump’s fat sphincter mouth would eventually incriminate him.

Don’t bother. Microsoft bought Minecraft a few years back, and the monkey’s paw Notch wished on for that deal took away his ability to be anything other than a miserable shit.

At this point, I’ve stopped using the word “privilege” with White people and with other men because they deliberately misinterpret it as a way of dodging the conversation and I now use “circumstance” instead.