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He seems to pick a word and stick with it—like he’s learning language all over again (which some stroke or head injury patients may have to do) or even for the first time. He’s been calling that tax cut “beautiful” and saying it’s a “big, beautiful Christmas present” or something like that. I suppose if you’re

These same motherfuckers also claim that blacks never had it worse than whites, because someone called their granddad “Paddy” once.

I’ve fucking had it up to here with all the people looking around incredulously, pretending to be stupefied that the word “Pocahontas” is now somehow off-limits. It’s not the word itself, you nitwits, and you damn well know it.

Bonus points for anyone that happens to know who’s portrait adorns this particular room and perhaps was hanging right behind Donald Trump’s big dumb fucking head

Next thing you know he’ll intentionally omit reference to Jews on Holocaust Remembrance Day. Nobody would be that stupid/overtly racist. Ha!

This was completely intentional, right? Like, what did he expect to happen when he made a racist comment about Native Americans TO NATIVE AMERICANS? Is he just trying to show his base that he’s only begrudgingly interacting with these non-white people, and dropped that little gem to make sure they know where he truly

The diaphragm is the main muscle involved in breathing. I think you may be thinking of the birth control device, which is not what Jennifer Lawrence tore.

I’m almost afraid to ask what happened to JLaw’s vag?

BREAKING NEWS: director who seems insufferable is insufferable.

Man, I hope the pollution controls on that plant are baller, because there’s no way that burning H&M clothing doesn’t produce some truly horrifying emissions.

She’s becoming as insufferable as her husband. There are worst things in the world then being that goddamn First Lady. I would love to be greeted by ballerinas dancing to Tchaikovsky’s Waltz of the Flowers. The White House at Christmastime is magical. Can’t she suck it up and act like a grown-up for the 4 weeks out of

I remember how Andrew and Fergie’s wedding didn’t have quite the pomp of Charles and Diana’s, so they will find a way. Number of guests, location, etc.

Yup. It was Eleanor Roosevelt who first started the idea of the First Lady as an active position that tried to make a difference. Before that they were hostesses, which at the level of the First Lady is still something important. Unfortunately, Melania is of a patriarchal model that she isn’t even really a hostess.

Laura Bush campaigned for youth literacy.

Martha Washington hated being First Lady—she referred to the role as being “state prisoner”—and yet she did all kinds of shit to raise funds for the vets from the War for Independence. And she established the formal entertainments for people in the government, foreign dignitaries, and the public because they kept

She just realized he was smiling at Ivanka, who was standing behind her.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

Melania wanted to be a wealthy widow. Who would have thought that sentient oedema would live this long? I’m sure she’s never urged him to eat a salad or join he at the gym. Meanwhile, she’s keeping fit, ready to snag husband #2. I’m sure she’s pissed Trump hasn’t dropped dead of a massive coronary yet

As if we didn’t know about “shocker” ever since the inauguration: