Home Movies was ahead of its time.

Also the episode with the Planned Parenthood visit really made me respect them more. It is a little ridiculous that for Kim to want to know more about Planned Parenthood, she asked her sister and then they set up a visit at a Planned Parenthood instead of just using the Internet like a normal person but putting the…

I’ve been working under the theory that when she was robbed was the first time anything of any real level of bad had ever happened to her, and that’s what woke her up to the rest of the world a bit.

There was an episode this season where Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney visited Planned Parenthood because Kim wanted to understand more about it. I’m sure the visit was set up by E’s producers at Kim’s urging but it at least made it look like she has a desire to be more informed on important issues.

How do you know they haven’t contacted Cyntoia? I highly doubt Kim would announce such an action without talking to her, thereby running the risk of announcing potential legal action and then have Cyntoia saying, “No, thanks.”

It kills me to say this, but me too.

I like Kim Kardashian a little more every day.

My husband observed the other day that we’re basically an oil company that has an army.

Can I hijack your comment a little while I commiserate? My family came from another country. It was their first Thanksgiving. I tried to make it really nice and teach them about the holiday. They could not care less. Their plane landed on Sunday but Monday morning they drove to a bigger city near mine to go to the…

I’ve been thinking lately they should change the stars on the american flag to dollar signs. This country pretends to care about family, children in particular. It doesn’t. Money is the one true god. I don’t know why some companies even pretend to care about their employees anymore.

Having worked in retail in a lot of different places during the holidays, I can unequivocally say that I hate Black Friday. If the store opens at 5 am, do you know what happens? The crazy shoppers come at 5 am, buy their stuff and are gone by 6. Then all the employees just sit around until the regular store hour…

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

I kinda really dislike Gwen Stefani, and she’s really harshing my holiday season. I feel like NBC is just shoving her down my throat.

What is this nonsense. DJ Khaled’s 1 year old baby does not want a bracelet because he is a 1 year old baby. His conspicuous consumption, fame hungry daddy who likes to use him as a prop may want to get him one though.

Holy shit. Godspeed to you this holiday season.

My mom’s new husband is my dad’s little brother. (No lie)

Is there a list for UncleDaddy gifts? Besides lots of wine and therapy for me?

He’s one for lengthy facebook rants about Islam and refugees (he’s a real peach) so I got him a selection of books on Islam, all written by women, with an accompanying facebook message informing him that I’d be delighted to engage with him once he’s educated himself.

On a dollar per hour rate (using my full-time pay rate), that is absolutely true. If I was able to convert all my workout hours into money, I would absolutely be ahead (aesthetically) just paying for plastic surgery.

Mr. Contrary and I got married on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset. Everyone parked on the highway shoulder and walked 1/2 mile into a state park to the cliff. The guests played The Wedding March on kazoos. We had a friend with a beautiful Irish accent perform the ceremony. I wore an $11 sundress. Afterward, we…

So a piece of advice is to stay up late the night before your wedding and steal a few flowers from each of your neighbors’ yards??