I’m so sorry to inform you, but you just disqualified your country from the mild goodwill you had just earned.

This may be the first and last time I will ever say this, but DAMN I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN CITIZEN RIGHT NOW. When the outcome was announced this morning I actually cried. Proper tears, like.

Well he’s not “mean and weird”, but what else is a married man, who doesn’t reciprocate her obvious feelings, going to say?

I also read that in the last season when Jim finally gives her the letter from the Christmas teapot, Jon wrote an actual letter to Jenna basically saying how much she meant to him and Jenna bursting into tears was her actual reaction to reading it.

OH GOD WHEN HE CUTS OFF HIS TIE OR LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA AFTER HE GETS OFF THE PHONE FROM TELLING DWIGHT TO PUT IN THE SUBS AT THE VOLLEYBALL GAME

Literally every time I think about them getting married alone under Niagara Falls, I get chills. Like right now. Or when they find out they’re pregnant in the ER. I love them so much it’s probably kind of unhealthy tbh.

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

yes. kevin realizes that’s their initials when he’s trying to figure out if they’re dating.

I thought he was perfect for Jim.

Instead of “JAM” or “PIM” my husband & I referred to them as PB&J. Was that from the show?

I’m wondering why some volunteers nearby don’t stand out in front of their storefront with a big sign that says “Not Planned Parenthood, that is across the street. This is not a doctor’s office, it is Pro Forced Birth agenda driven.”. The way those fuckwads picket Planned Parenthood. And do it by standing as…

The one thing that sticks with me from Are You Afraid of the Dark is the episode where there’s an alternate dimension that is visible using those goofy hypnosis glasses, and at the end of the episode the alternate dimension ended up succeeding in its master plan and “beating” our dimension. Like, I *remember* a lot of…

Fuck these people. My mom casually mentioned today she got an abortion 6 years before I was born. She did not think of it as a big deal then or now. I’m on medication that means if I get pregnant the fetus will be severely affected and my doctor has told me if I do, I should call in to schedule an abortion (we also…

Is it time for me to break out my “Keep Saturn In Saturnalia” signs? My super conservative neighbors love me...

Amazon actually ruined Christmas in the UK last year by sending out the larger children’s toys just in their packaging, without encasing it in a spoiler-free brown box.

Santa only delivers to the single market kids. We’re on our own now.

On both fronts, Santa is an import. Either a brown Turkish man or Odin. They should be glad he’s been cleansed from their pure English soil!

Well, tough shit England, that’s what you get for Brexit.

A lot of reasons to skip this jewel