Goddamn it Y’all, I say Y’all all the time!

I doubt that. He was one of the few country stars to speak out after Charlottesville, and specifically praised Heather Hayer’s mother for her strong words about her daughter and the attack. He seems somewhat rational compared to other republicans. But maybe the bar for rationality is just low these days.

Maybe he qualifies as such in 2017 because he hasn’t raped anyone.

I get angry every time I see a member of that family being feted and given the royal treatment. Even watching the video of Arabella singing in Mandarin and getting applause from the guests at the Forbidden City dinner makes me think about how unworthy this family of grifters is. They haven’t earned it, not a one of…

True. As usual,

Seriously, they need to change this bullshit headline.

He did it. He admitted as much in an interview with Howard Stern.

Yeah. So much for Jez supporting the victims.

For a straight guy, Baron Cohen has a really weird obsession with guy’s buttholes. He thinks they’re hilarious, so it would not surprise me at all for him to do this. Plus, the second story she says was early in her career, but she doesn’t say that about the first one.

Fuck, just believe victims when they speak out

Whenever someone mentions how it was such a long time ago in their denial, my spider senses tingle. I really hope I’m wrong.

This headline sucks, you guys.

This would be really fumny if it weren’t so goddamn sad.

Remember when we hated 2016 for killing all the famous people we loved? Good times, man.

It’s like ... I can almost hear millions of assholes everywhere furiously typing out the shittiest possible take on this story.

I’m happy to do what I can though I’m grey. You were always good to me when you had the “ungreying power.”

or even gluttony - the most religious states in the U.S. are the ones where almost 70-80% are obese.

It’s like when you failed a test and your mom told you that Einstein did poorly in school. Except here it’s child molestation, a self-professed Christian misunderstanding arguably the most important story in the Bible, and a Senate race.

Well, uh, Joseph didn’t actually touch the Virgin Mary when she was 14. That was kind of the whole point of immaculate conception.