Like Ms Plaza I am half Puerto Rican. Oh the joyous conversations I have had with so so many people on how I am “stealth brown” or my personal favorite “Hey! You don’t look all the way white!” Three times in my life when I met some from South America in (Peru, Brazil, and Columbia) they all felt the need to point out…

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That baby looks horrified.

We could have had PT, but we got Skinbreath McBoobJiggle.

My god I love that series. Yes.

This is actually really depressing. I had no idea we once had native Jaguars. It makes me think of my nieces and nephew, who will likely grow up on a world without tigers and rhinos.

Sorry if some of that verbiage was redundant. I type faster than I edit apparently

Hi Friends,

You are a god among mortals. I bow to you.

I came here to say exactly that. I truly hope they make an example out of these monsters and that they take punishment all the way up the chain. It feels like too often people in high office get to slip away from accountability by throwing underlings under the bus. Everyone who knew what they were doing and did…

As long as you dont have any ulterior motives about setting them back up again/keeping them apart/he said she said (which it doesn't sound like you do) then you are good.

This is grade A sleuthing, but still,

What in the fuck has ever been $8 on Goop?

Bout to grab some Sapporo in a Korean bar. I'm pretty stoked.

Halp I’m in Cleveland and I’m forever alone :(

MY GOD woman, take accountability for your shit parenting.

RIGHT!?

I spent 4ish years there and I second your comment on its entirety, especially the weird competitiveness surrounding “woodsy toughness” as you eloquently put it.

She's posting over on The Hairpin now!

No. That is a false claim by ANY metric.