Goddamn your genius, Finger.

Hey Patrick,

Hi friends. I was one of these kids who never had lunch money. The school district cut my free lunch program by the time I was in high school. I was a single mom on disability situation, we were living off <5k a year and even though we had food stamps, we could only buy what we could carry from the closest thing in…

I moved from Wisconsin to Ohio in the past year. Out of the frying pan and into the fire. I can’t wait to start voting locally against this shit. It’s the only thing that makes me feel even a modicum of revenge against these fuckwits.

Awesome! I will, I promise.

Jane, I lurked in Milihelen for every single post. I didn’t even have to comment because I can honestly say this was one of the most informed, well rounded commentariats I’ve ever encountered on the internets, and I attribute that to you. You gave solid fucking advice with an open heart and mind and you kept your…

Gawker’s new celebrity and pop culture outlet hmm?

Dude, eff that little boy. By the time the tree is a stump I'm in prices. The velveteen rabbit also absolutely destroys me into ugly tears

Yaaaay! I'm Jezebel famous! Glad I could share my weird family story and contribute to the spookies!

True, but this khaleesi dress looks fly as hell on her.

It unhinges its jaw like a freaking snake and makes the worst screeching noise I’ve ever heard

I had vivid dreams of something standing over me, made from thousands of swarming, moving parts. It was a recurring thing that would happen (I was sick on and off like this for two weeks and ended up in the hospital for 3 days bc they thought I had meningitis) My ears would start to ring before hand and I wiud become…

Nope nope nope nope you’re a demon sorry to break it to you

I’ve been waiting years to tell this story on this thread, from waaaaaay back when I was a nameless lurker. (well I still kind of am :))

Goddamit, I want to be rich.

Lupita is like Dita Von Teese in that there is never a moment when she is not an absolute radiant goddess. I would be willing to wager she probably glows in person.

WHY U NO FIX AIDS FOR WHITE PEOPLE, KING BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA?!?!?!?

I drank 4 glasses of Carlo Rossi out of desperation (staying with in laws, helping in planning a wedding, cross country move, and payroll didn’t sed my paycheck on time) last night and I just read that through a pounding headache and angry squint.

For someone who claims to love god so much, she’ll be in for quite the surprise when she meets him and he casts her out for proliferating hatred, falsehoods and judgement and claiming to speak for him in his name. I’m fairly certain the bible is very clear in that regard.