Hmm. She got weirded out because you ASKED HER TO DROP YOU OFF ON ANOTHER DATE?

Dammit Baby Ariana Grande, why can’t my curls be so luscious, regular (in form) and full.

YAAASSSSS BRIENNE YASSSS

God do I love 24 hour product diary. Can we do a commenter edition?!?!?!

Pandora Knollwood. Guess I should get on that steamy pulp romance already lol.

I’m a little late to the game here, but seriously, what is this fuckery. I blame social media for people losing their goddamn minds thinking every life event has to be some balls out, pinterest-worthy curation of epic proportions. Fuck this. It’s all fun and games until a dolphin/shark/bacteria/squid/mermaid kills a…

This article was excellent, and this title graphic is bitchin.

Can we be friends? You are describing my life.

CUZ I NEED YOUR LOVE ALOT!!! UH-OH!

I came here to say 2 things:

Can’t decide which is more hilarious - boner for Jesus jokes, or something about how perfectly this sums up their patriarchal values.

*fundies, but really what is the difference.

Good. Throw the book at her. I am so sick of “patriots” and funds pretending that the separation of church and state in this SECULAR country don’t apply to them, or worse, exist to support their slippery-slope world view that would eventually become Sharia law.

I think so too. For the record she would only give me a teeny tiny little sherry glass full ;) I graduated to real wine glasses mid-teens.

Story time:

Holy. Shit. Someone actually called you a jewess.

Perhaps she is a balrog....a demon of the ancient world...

OHHHHHHHHH WIZARD BURNNNNNN

Well how many football teams of witnesses did we need for Cosby before people even took that remotely serious.