RAPE. RAPE IS A MISDEMEANOR.

tl;dr snotty helicopter parents are seizing the fun and whimsy of bento culture for their future Ivy Grads.

Portland Pooper.

Welp, just in case we have any rape culture deniers in the crowd - this is what it looks like.

“Sullenger was convicted ofconspiring to blow up a California abortion clinic in 1988 and served time in prison, but says she has subsequently embraced non-violent methods. Scott Roeder, the man who killed Dr. George Tiller, had contact information for Sullenger in his phone. She later admitted to helping the killer tr…

Yes. And this is why we’ve been together ten years but I do not want a marriage, regardless of what family/friends/co-workers say/allude/openly pressure. I want my (pitiably small amount of) money and credit seperate.

Yes to Turbo Tax. Yes. We live in the future - this shit isn’t witchcraft anymore.

I had been making the appointments for DragonBoyfriend to get his taxes done for years because he claims he “doesn’t know how” and throws his hands up in the air whenever a bill or wedding RSVP comes in the mail. Dude, your a goddamn mechanical engineer. You are 25 years old, take care of your fucking shit.

Yep, that’s why I first started coming to Jezebel years ago. The more you know.

All the nurse said when I was making the appointment was that the doctor “couldn’t get me in” until that time (for the exam) and then then she was “booked up” a few months after that to insert it. I am a young and grew up poor and never went to doctors so I am 100% ignorant of how shiz works and take everything they…

“At first, she tried to counsel me otherwise, at least partially because I had just gotten married and it would “annoy her”

I. Don’t. Know.

See - I thought this was normal until I read the article and had all you fine peeps handing me the WTFs. Now I’m really mad.

Dude, I don’t know. I got sick and goddamn tired of Depo making me pack on weight like an angry over-ripe tomato, and the pill caused me to hemorrhage so bad I had to go to the hospital - hence Depo. JUST PUT THE COPPER THING IN MY HOO HAA SO I DON’T HAVE BABBYS FUCKING CHRIST.

Yep, that’s happening. Its common with IUDs.

THIS. I am *still* waiting for my IUD. I requested it back in July - have to wait until fucking September to have a vaginal exam, and then the doctor says it is going to be another few months after that until she can actually place it. I’ll be lucky if I get it by Christmas.

Quick, someone send this to AHS - this needs to be an episdode

Love it, ashamed to say. I would dress up like Dita Von Teese and have ghost-y fabulous seances there.

That is some pretty legit side eye.

Unfortunately, I know. :/