Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, throwing his money away for Netflix.

Holy fucking shit.

Ms. Crowley, you won’t see the White House
Ms. Crowley, it now belongs to the louse
Approaching a time that is tragic
He hears the Russins’ call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Peeing with their backs to the wall

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

It’s because they think the dick was so good they have to keep your soul from transcending to another plane of existence; the “hey” is to snap you out of your uncontainable bliss before you are lost forever.