NH has arable land... but only the parts where the granite’s been dug up and stacked into endless stone walls because what the fuck else were they supposed to do with all those rocks?

Hillary’s gentrifying campaign HQ is in Brooklyn. If she’s so salty, why can’t she debate Grandpa Bernie there?

Clinton Campaign “We want to have a debate in New Hampshire, where it could only harm you, but we don’t want to have a debate in New York where it could harm me.”

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

I love how “granny panties” are in. I remember ten years ago it was thong, thong, thong, THONG! Those things are uncomfortable. Now, women are like, “Give me the biggest pair of underwear you’ve got!” “Don’t you want a sexy pair?” “Fine, give me the biggest pair of underwear you’ve got and put a bow on it. Done.”

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

As a senator, he has written legislation that would be an alternative to the ACA, and includes women’s health/family planning services.

Thanks for responding, Stassa. I really appreciate hearing your perspective on this (and totally agree that it’s awesome to have both candidates on board for repealing Hyde!)

There was a post on the Planned Parenthood endorsement (it came late in the day, so Marie probably picked it up). IDK about the Bernie bias? I think the staff is pretty 50/50 on the two.

Previous knowledge of whether or not the camera was running is completely irrelevant to the situation at hand. It should have no bearing on an officer’s actions.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Nah. I think that after her monstrously abusive excuse for a mother was flat-out too shiftless to fly her own bony ass down to Seattle and get an abortion (as at least 80% of “pro-life” women do when they find out they’re carrying a Down Syndrome fetus), she was also too lazy to take care of the baby herself.

Were those typos Jez typos or actual law typos? Because they kind of hurt my head.

Think real hard about whether that fact actually undermines the OP’s point.

We have to start nailing mandatory reporters for not reporting. Maybe once administrators start getting imprisoned for not reporting, some real change will begin to happen.

Gibbs was fired only after a male student saw him photographing a nude female student.

No, that’s a Florida notary stamp

Yup. Denial, Denial, Denile. It’s not just a river in Egypt.

I’m starting to think that Kobe Bryant might be a bit of an asshole.