NOW I UNDERSTAND! I’ve been misreading the memes, all along. The GOP aren’t job creators; they’re Job creators.

‘the crowdfunding of Jesus’s release’
That didn’t get much traction, either.

The key to a successful false equivalence seems to be ‘FIRST AMENDMENT’ (used by people who have NO FUCKING IDEA what that means.) See, also, Donald Trump.

Agreed. I am tired of ‘deterrents’ becoming just the ‘cost of doing (illegal) business’. If you violate a big enough law (and, in 2015, discrimination qualifies) you should be run out of business, not merely penalized. See, also, Wall Street.

Off topic, but the word you seek (in paragraph 1) is ‘bakery’s’, not ‘bakeries’. Sometimes, an apostrophe IS needed.

Also, in paragraph 2, the word is ‘couple’—as there is only one.

You may want to find a copy editor.

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And here I thought that Audi drivers had replaced BMW drivers as THE WORST.

This dude keeps a baseball bat in his car? Hmm. He’s LOOKING to get his ass whupped. I hope he finds what he seeks.

So NOW I know what happened to Tanner Boyle. I thought he was such a nice boy, too.

Suddenly, the real reason for flamethrowers is revealed.

Women are supposed to accept, graciously, ALL compliments—however fucked up—because the men who are taking time out of their own busy day to catcall you sincerely want to appreciate you. They’re just trying to brighten your day, and show you how they are better than all those uncaring BAD MEN you seem to like. The…

While I really want to agree with you, mental instability is also found in PDs across the country. See, also: Tamir Rice murderer.

I have no fucking idea who Ed Sheeran is. And, nope, will not do the research.

As a man who loves women, my only advice to women is to try to be comfortable in your own skin—whatever that skin looks like. If you think you’re attractive, I’m pretty sure others will agree with you. Bring it!

These stories have always freaked me out a bit. I remember, when my son was born, I sent out birth announcements to family and close friends. The announcement was a picture of my newborn, nude, with all the pertinent details. It was (IMO) and innocent, beautiful expression of joy. However, my son’s godmother said to…

Burn, Hollywood, burn...

I think the problem is that, despite being accused, he was never CHARGED with anything (thus, no conviction). Her protest was about that fact.

Except, in this case, the cops were doing most of the killing.

The patches have nothing to do with it—except that they identify the group that maintains control. And it IS about turf—as in the areas in which a group controls illegal businesses.

InTouch’s editor, David Perel, told Jezebel that the piece “was never supposed to be posted and went up by mistake,”

Hahahahahahaha. Of COURSE, you were ‘holding on to that’. HAHAHAHAHAHA!