I mean, dude BEEN a prick for decades now. 

Well, you have to know Werner Herzog: he likes his beer warm, his TV loud, and his homosexuals FLAAAMING!

Every now and then I wonder if Werner Herzog is just trolling us 24/7. He’s not at all like this, he’s just a super committed performance artist.

If you can only see two Francis Ford Coppola movies, see Jack twice.

Semi-related: One of my favorite videos on the internet:

He pointedly refused to release the logs of his food intake, so no one could attempt to replicate what he ate for those thirty days.  

It’s a shame that his legacy will always be Supersize Me, a flawed documentary that I never cared for. His real strength was his TV series, 30 Days and Inside Man, which really explored compelling corners of life with an empathetic eye.

You might be underestimating the locked-in psychological hold this particular musical has on women of a certain age who are now old enough to want to drag their own kids to see it. I don’t mind splitting it up either. I love the music, but the story of the musical cuts so much necessary material from the McGuire book…

::rummages::

half of these brands aren’t real.

Oh man. This is going to bomb, isn’t it?

I remember reading an article once about the Rock’s diet/workout routine. The dude eats an ungodly amount of cod every day. His piss can’t smell good. 

- I need someone smart, ambitious, and not addicted to meth.
- Well, I am smart and ambitious!
(laughs)
- ...Seriously.
- No no no, I-I’m clean.

Better to set a volume limit than a unit limit, lest he starts dragging one of those five gallon water dispenser jugs around with him

For some reason, an expression of a similar idea by Carson Daly in a Playboy interview has stuck with me for decades: In radio, if you show up on time and don’t have a drug problem, you’re pretty much a god.

Three sources, including one close to Seven Bucks, claimed Johnson averaged no more than an hour late to set.

I wonder if he will show up on time for that one hour per year...

If you smell what the Rock is cookin... It’s asparagus.

I’m reminded of an old quote from Charlton Heston (and I’m paraphrasing a bit here): “I never had any illusions about my ability as an actor, but I showed up sober & on time, had my lines memorized, I hit my marks, and I filled out a toga”.

You say “crawled back” to WWE but I would say “was offered $30M of voting shares and a seat on the board.”