It really is amazing that this janky ass 70s TV show has a cultural footprint as big as it does.

There already was a Sexy Teen Drama Shaggy; his name was Xander.

Scrappy Doo: All the puppy power in the world can’t hide the fact that no one likes me... (breaks down crying)

Sexy Teen Drama Shaggy: “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m scared. I’m a scaredy-cat. I’m not brave. And I don’t want to be brave. Have you ever seen me without this scared talking dog?”

Damn I’d have to see the movie to speak to it fully, but it almost seems like the “twist” isn’t intended to be a twist so much as a plot development.

“What do B&B have to do with AI?”

It’s “okay” for you to say anything you want. It’s okay to be wrong, or even dead wrong as you are here.

Apart from Jimmy Fallon constantly breaking back in the day, nobody’s breaking ever seemed unprofessional to me, tbh.

That’s unfair. It’s well known that he doesn’t drink.

He can’t do that to our racial minorities! Only *we* can do that to our racial minorities!

I would’ve figured it would’ve been the opposite:

Yeah, I’m glad I’m only two of those things.

I can’t tell if this is the South Park guys or somebody parodying them. Wheels within wheels. 

Republicans are about ready nominate a rapist for president.

Every time I hear his name I think, Rob Schneider is.. a Stapler.

“Dan was an actor before all of this.”
Yeah, he was a fat nerd kid who looked down on everyone around him; playing a fat nerd kid who looked down on everyone around him.

Once the Scion xB went out of production, they all migrated over to the Kia Soul and haven’t looked back. Honestly, it’s easy to see why. They are easy to get in and out of, still relatively analog, have enough room to pick up the grandkids and their strollers, and can be afforded on a tight social security budget.

Sooooo..... you got yours and fuck everyone else? Very boomer of you. 

have a cookie.

Rape is awful and very serious. As a victim, you should know that it doesn’t help to lie about it. Now, your bizarre rants look fake. If you want to be a genuine advocate, this ain't it.  :(