You lock your door.

A list that isn’t a slideshow? Has something changed?

yeah, to go out of their way to write him as innocent instead of just...making a movie that ends in 1982 or whatever is very...well let’s say ‘confident’.

There was an excellent Esquire article that was published in the wake of the first series of accusations (Jackson eventually settled out of court). What I remember most was that he had motion detectors arranged along the hallway approaching his bedroom. This was so Jackson could be alerted when staff was approaching…

Nice. I THOUGHT I had a comic making the same exact joke, but dammit it’s a good one.

this is a good decade wrap-up

Oh DAMN

Or, secretly he always wanted to be the black ranger, but knew he could fill those tights.

Well done, that is all. 

WHY IS THIS NOT THE TOP COMMENT?! 

I mixed up the names and it slipped by an editor. Sorry! this has been fixed.

Jesus, that’s good. You deserve all the stars and a tip of the cap.

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

I still can’t figure out what the hell she saw in him.

I almost said “Dave Coulier & Alanis Morissette”, but it turns out they didn’t even meet until years after she was off YCDTOTV.

Now I’m not so sorry his mother blew up.

Despite being a registered sex offender, Peck continued to work in Hollywood after his conviction, including on the Disney Channel series The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody.

It was a terribly small-budget affair for local TV in Ottawa. The show didn’t become a hit in its home country outside its station’s reach until YTV launched.

I think we can guess.

I will say Chevy Chase being an asshole was used to brilliant effect on the show at times, particularly in the D&D episode