Well, only problem with that is that he would still be living. He could have a stroke and be reduced to a vegetable with a bib to catch his drool. They could prop him up in front of a podium and his supporters would still worship him like the 2nd coming of Christ. 

a debilitating stroke would be a lot more fun than a heart attack

TBH, the party has been this insane for a long time, just that it took Trump to bring the crazy out in the open in a much more public way.

I agree with you to a point about Trump. He’s not groomed a successor at all. If he goes, the entire party goes. Just look at their primary. People trying his schtick and nothin.

How fucking pathetic on so many levels. Its outright pathetic that somehow that fat fuck is yet again running for president. Its pathetic that millions of Americans still support and will vote for him. Its pathetic how batshit insane the Republican party has become- and I say that as someone who is not exactly…

Well, I thought that “white apartheid” covered that, but you’re right. Having a father who owned a part of an emerald mine during apartheid and running out of storage for the cash (literally) is quite an important part.

And so was Trump’s mom.

You forgot one of the other most important characteristics, rich.

Yes, but he’s a white apartheid immigrant, so that’s okay. Somehow.

Isn’t Elon an immigrant?

That’s terrible for your sister. :(

My sister thinks their black raspberry is the world’s best. Unfortunately she now lives in the south, where they tell her no, that flavor is only for up north.

He’s been a dancer and comedian since like 2013. Since Vine was a thing 

Yeah, I looked that up too and UGH, birds of a feather.

Jesus Christ this industry.

His IMDB bio says that he “frequently collaborated with Bryan Singer an Dan Schneider.” I’m willing to wager that doesn’t just refer to film and TV projects.

Holy crap, no wonder my friends are telling me to watch seasons 1 and 4 but skip 2 and 3...

In Season 2, Pizzolatto literally wrote the line, “I will come back here and butt f*ck your dad with your mom’s headless corpse.”

In Season 2, Pizzolatto literally wrote the line, “I will come back here and butt f*ck your dad with your mom’s headless corpse.” I think whatever mantle he held regarding quality or “classic dialogue” ended right there. Also, so much of what made season 1 what it was the acting and direction. Many of the ideas were…

For a show that coasted so much on *vibes* Pizzolatto sure has a high f’ing opinion of his own fun but stupid writing.