those miserable few who continue to obsess, live in denial

“Rapes aside...”  LOL

You think the people that were raped by Bill Cosby are the ones living in denial?

And it’s the bog standard Rider tarot too - not even a whimsical or clever reinterpretation. 

What they really should be sued over is the “Keurig 2.0" that refused to make coffee unless you used Keurig brand pods. It’s not that it couldn’t, it just refused to work unless its sensor saw special ink on the pod top.

To be fair, no one was really listening to fat Chris Pratt, he only got an international spotlight after Marvel.

The kid broke the rules and violated security.  Play Stupid Games, Get Stupid Rewards.

I might regret asking this, but what is a groyper?

Apparently the dipshit is a Groyper and has been on InfoWars

Especially since no one asked him to bulk up! If I’m going on a 6-month steroids and HGH bender, it better be because I’m shirtless in every scene and also Kevin Feige personally came to my house and called me fat.

Right, and even during thicc’s brief time in the sun, the goal was being slim thicc; the girls getting BBLs were all going for a specific look.

Yeah that’s part of it. Kumail said on a podcast the largest he got was like 150ish? They’re not putting on a ton of muscle all things considered, it’s another part of the “movie magic” where lighting, blocking, and doing pushups between every take gives off an impression beyond the physical. It’s not necessarily unatt…

Buff Mac is far less funny that Fat Mac, but buff Ian is still pretty funny on Mythic Quest.

Kumail’s face and skull are an IMAX sized billboard for HGH.

Jonah Hill too

They are definitely 100% on steroids

See also: Fat Pratt.

Buff Kumail has not said or done a single funny thing.  he’s so self-serious now. 

it was odd that he got so jacked for a movie where he wears bodysuit the whole time.

Having to eat and work out to maintain that level of jacked-ness must be debilitating mentally (if not physically) after a while. Also, anybody who thinks these guys are going from schlubby to fucking ripped without all of the pharmacy tricks their doctors can give them is delusional, so having to get on steroids and…