Or to translate from corporate bullshit...

Wow, end of an era

Penny Arcade requested that we remove them from future Sunday Comics. 

No new Penny Arcade this week?

tbf, also called The Chappelle Defense.

Ah, the “obviously just joking” Trump Defense.

“Small updates” lmao, watch the Direct buddy. Between the free update and the paid expansion, they are adding it all and more. It’s ok if you still feel like you are done with the game, but let’s not diminish the breath of content that is about to drop on Nov. 5th by the looks of it. 

Clearly the first thing anyone who has a Twitch account should do is change their password immediately, and set up two-factor authentication.

So the kids are still saying pwned these days? I guess that makes me feel a little less old! 

Man, it is going to be a bad day for Twitch employees. Best of luck to them.

What the fuck even are NFTs?!?! I’ve read a dozen of articles, and the best I can surmise is “You can tell people you own a picture on the internet that everyone can look at”.  What the hell?!!?

yo i was STUNNED when nintendo didn’t add shovel knight as an actual character. relegating my boy to an assist trophy was such a gutpunch. shovel knight’s moveset is pretty unique so it was a missed opportunity

Go hard or go home:

The thing that infuriated me about this game’s DLC cycle was that they went out of the way to codify the concept of the Echo fighter, slot a few old characters like Dr. Mario into that role, and add a few new ones in the leadup, but then it just died there. They could be making a mint off slightly loweer cost reskins…

I think im waiting more for the aftermath then the actual character. Twitter is always a fun mess after anything nintendo/video game related.

I think im waiting more for the aftermath then the actual character. Twitter is always a fun mess after anything nintendo/video game related.

Oh 10 years requesting a fighter. Pssht. Get over it, pal. I’ve been the lone member of the Tetra for Smash fanclub since freaking Melee nearly 20 years ago now.

No matter who gets announced, at least half the player base will be upset.

Sora? A sword character? He’s a keyblade character. They’re totally different.

There are too many sword characters, so it’s a good thing Sora has a key instead.