That’s good news for you, ‘cause it means there’s three John Wick movies you haven’t seen and can now go see.

I was often told I looked like Joshua Jackson, until I got old. We should totally hang out at Creek cons.

Go watch “Don’t Trust the B---- in Apt. 23"

James is fine with this. He know you have to walk away from your past in slow-motion as it explodes behind you, like in a John Woo movie

The idea is to land near her, carry her to the helo and load her inside, negating the need to hook her up to Mr Toad’s Wild Ride to begin with.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Doesn’t really seem to be dead or slowing down at all

Whether going out for a meal or using it as a sex toy, this coin purse is only big enough for "just the tip."

Except they’re the ones paying those hungry lawyers, and those hungry lawyers are acting on their behalf.

What episode of Dragon Ball Z is this?

I’ve written a 300,000 word trilogy and written/produced/directed a little indie movie. The latter is having its first preview screening this Thursday and I’m currently writing a comment on Kotaku while Adobe Premiere sits in the background waiting for me to get back to it. The books took me six years to finish. Point…

Yeah the fantasy genre is filled with 10 000 page long stories where the first 6000 pages are amazing, and the 4000 last get progressively worse. Wheel of Time burned me SO hard I'm never opening another fantasy book until the series is finished and the world is unanimous in their praise.

Even if Epic’s system wasn’t banning people, a lot of banks and credit card companies will block the transactions or put a hold on your card if you make several purchases from the same online store in a short timeframe. Then you have to call customer service and sit on hold in order to clear the purchases and/or…

You mean exactly like everyone thought it was before, until the White Walkers were proven to exist?

That isn't at all how either of those laws work.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

You should listen to the podcast, but short version: There’s a big difference between burning down the Red Keep and indiscriminately killing civilians. This would be a whole different conversation if Daenerys had gone straight for Cersei, killing innocents in her quest to kill the woman who usurped the throne and…

no. empowerment isn’t empowerment if the people have NO FUCKING IDEA how to wield power. your ‘logic’ is the bullcrap behind so many failed post-colonialist societies. you have to teach people stuff.....infrastructure, education, etc. in their hands....you’re either being deliberately disingenuous or are a troll.

lazy writing giveth magic crossbows, lazy writing taketh away magic crossbows.

The scorpions were only as accurate and powerful as the plot needed them to be.