LOL I was reading this and a coworker (who will never use a service like this because grumpy old man) came over to read also and straight up said, “as long as it aint some N***** driving you around.....” all as our delivery driver, who is black, stood behind us and heard his comment clearly. They are at this very…

Until he changes his mind when he hits 50 mill and really only did this for publicity and cheap subs. Douchebags go to these desperate lengths.

I’ll be honest, I’m not going to feel bad if he doesn’t make it. At 20 years old, he should be intelligent enough to know this is a really fucking stupid idea and could easily have killed one or more other people. Society has no use for his stupidity.

We’ve taken a wrong turn but all is not lost if you look the right you’ll see the derelict building where they once made toasters.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

Team Fortress 2 for Bronies? Pass

Team Fortress 2 for Bronies? Pass

I know of one bloated orange dinghy that is going to be available after today.

I know of one bloated orange dinghy that is going to be available after today.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

These guys are doing good work. I’ll be extra excited when they find any single player DLC!

This company has yet to actually show anything remotely resembling a working car that could potentially buy. How do you have self driving cars when you don’t make any cars?

Didn’t they do this on purpose so people have a few extra milliseconds to jump out of the way?

Burdick? As in Syracuse? If so, between them and Billy Fuckyoucillo you may as well just take a very knotty pine tree log and shove it up your ass, unlubricated, as it’ll be far far less painful than buying for either of those shysters.

But what of the small transvestite that joined him in this photo? Surely that is the story here?

This woman was all over fucking Twitter talking about pedophile rights and how child porn should be legal (or at least decriminalized). She published a fucking essay on the subject.

What kind of bastard would threaten Honda?

Please remove yourself from the gene pool

Makes sense. Trying too hard is kind of pewdiepie’s thing.

What’s it like being 12?

I love having to wait 5 seconds to skip an add on Jalopnik so I can wait 5 more seconds to skip an add on YouTube...

When will people learn that being annoying is not an effective sales tactic?

NOPE!