Good. Timmy Tencent fucked around, Timmy Tencent found out.

I am! I plan on integrating it into my field service workflows. I have an AirConsole adapter I use for switch management, a USB-C Ethernet adapter, and most of my work is done in a web browser or ServiceNow anyways — so this is a blessing and replaces a bulky laptop for basic troubleshooting jobs.

But: Why?

Reset the damn clock...

Writing mindless QOTDs to scrape into slideshows later

That we can go a single fucking day without Tesla commentary or a fucking slideshow QOTD because G/O employees got fucking lazy.

At the scale required for optical image stabilization it might be nearly impossible to get a latched parking position.

I’d rather trust myself buying a non-union Toyota than a slovenly built UAW-powered Big Three vehicle.

Anyone else smell burning bird shit?

Not to mention she specifically asked to be put on paid leave during the investigation, which she then twisted into “they forced me onto a leave”

Shitty low-effort slideshows from low-effort Jalopnik “writers”.

Did this really have to be a low-effort fucking slideshow? C’mon now, I thought Jalopnik is where G/O is supposed to pawn that shit off to.

Now can we focus on the fact Google’s been using machine fucking learning on their CSAM detection?

“oh, but Not That Study”

I’m surprised how many red states signed right the fuck up to support this. I would have thought Arizona of all places would be NOPEing the hell away from this calling it some kind of ‘phony digital ID’ or something.

I’m sure this bill was sponsored by Samsung... *cough*

Crackpipe. Never buy someone else’s “project” RV. Doubly so for an Intertrashional.

You know what’s bullshit about the trucking shortage in the US? If the FMCSA Clearinghouse wasn’t so fucking hardass on cannabis usage, we’d still have 30,000+ more drivers on the road.

Globalstar’s 2.4ghz (band 53) spectrum is being leased out by Globalstar to land-based operators for private LTE and 5G deployments.

“Not again”