Google’s already done fucking machine learning of content uploaded to all Google services for CSAM. This is just a drop in the bucket compared to that.

God fuck this shit with rusty chainsaws all around.

Headline:

The requirement won’t cover employees at smaller airlines that operate United Express flights.

I’m surprised the Secret Service let Biden anywhere near a Chrysler product.

Also keep in mind that literally every cloud service you use (yes, even GMail) is scanning attachments, files, and images for CSAM at all times.

Yeah, the Delta deal was insane - 30 guaranteed paid hours a month (which is actually quite a decent chunk as it is - iirc, junior FOs were around $90/hr), no call-in requirements, keep the jumpseat privs, and be told you can fly elsewhere at the same time through the faux-lough.

... this happened AGAIN? Now I wonder if the replacement from the last recall is recalled...

Did they try flipping the STAB TRIM CUTOUT switch? Works on some of their other products.

I wonder why American Airlines would have a staffing shortage, then I look back to this from their pilots union:

Fuck Roku and the nearly $25-30 a year they make off every user in advertising alone. Instead of investing it into the platform (and ensuring your partners release products that don’t suck or fail after 3 months of ownership), what the hell are they doing with the money? 

Pearson+ will help recapture additional sales lost to the secondary textbook market and reset the economics of the company’s higher education business

Blame Sprint for killing CDMA (first and I believe second-gen Kindles) and AT&T for killing 2G/3G (for the remainder of 3G Kindles).

Google needs to kill Wear OS and just stick with Fitbit. The amount of fragmentation in WearOS from the *start* has been fucking embarrassing. This just adds more fuel to the dumpster fire.

Are we going to hold Gilbarco Veeder-Root liable if they use the CRIND?

The problem with buying a project camper is knowing that, deep down, there’s gonna be some gnarly shortcuts and problems that will crop up in only a matter of time...

I guess none of y’all are running after 500Xs these days.

Why the fuck does a roller rink need facial recognition?

Slideshows. Because as much as we keep bitching that we don’t want them, you chucklefucks keep giving them to us, so they’re essentially unservicable

While it’s currently unclear why the group has gone AWOL, there are some theories circulating as to what may have happened to the group. The primary ones are as follows: