How many years has this thing been out? I swear I’ve seen the Scorpion year after year and never seen anyone actually... buy one.

Dual SIM support? Is it Dual SIM dual standby, or is it manually switching to the eSIM?

eyy China how about that Nortel espionage up north, eh?

Oh well, they got their golden million+ dollar parachutes for being sold out to Altria anyways. They’ll live.

Given the three fairly long and specific “passcodes” you’d have to enter, it’s unlikely most folks outside the product team ever knew this easter egg existed.

And it’ll be back in the shop for electrical gremlins in under 2 months.

Is this hiring for Bradley’s replacement? If so, I’m in

I have some faith on sideloading crap.

I think you think it’s a requirement to find reasons why something sucks. It really isn’t.

Is that why I got this this morning?

Can I interest Zuckerberg in a fist right in his glossy doe-eyed face?

retarded way of having 2 different app stores on one device is annoying

But muh Jeep heritage! It makes it better than Bronco!

I’m an idiot that preordered it. It sounds like:

whoosh

Just remember: You’re not a person to Roku, you’re their next $25.

Ah yes, Peter Thiel, that gay guy.

-4F? So... basically it works nowhere where there’s winter?

-4F? So... basically it works nowhere where there’s winter?

... and Sony and Microsoft and Nintendo. Good luck getting your hands on Sony or Nintendo development kits. That’s even inherently gatekept.

Just about every platform has a 30% cut. Where’s the Epic Game Store on XBox? Nintendo Switch? PS4?