But I already have a bottle...

It doesn’t matter because you won’t listen to it anyways.

Don’t forget the accident seen on Prototype This! on Discovery Channel from Anthony Levandowski’s/510 Systems’ Pribot, the original prototype self-driving car that would go on to become Waymo’s pet project.

I tried to use Maven and got rejected due to a rear-end accident I was the victim of, but Zipcar had zero issues signing me up with the same... eh, fuck Maven.

Will it put my phone into recycle mode, too?

No.

No.

No, Jason. We want 200 position multi-function tailgates.

Let’s see if the bids on this are “bona-fide”...

I was able to grab one at my local Walmart for $168, but I assume YMMV.

We’ve come full circle and gone back to naming Android phones after condoms.

... for Google Accounts only. Paid G Suite accounts (yes, even personal use ones) are basically told to fuck off.

1: Tell G/O to fuck off with the survey over the comment area regarding ads

But throwing cats is still OK, right?

we get it you’re vegan

HOA defenders: How’s those boots taste?

0: get a fursuit and wear it on your video calls to spice up the chat?

Meanwhile if you search ‘hand sanitizer’ you get hundreds of listings that are third party sellers that won’t ship until late April-May at the earliest, and if you turn on Prime only listings you get basically nothing but Kindle Unlimited ebooks on how to make your own.

I smell an EMTALA violation by the urgent care facility.

Hey, they only need to make it work long enough to get their “initial quality” award, patients be damned.