Last I checked, evade and elude are felony charges.

(*Disclaimer: I’m not a real person).

Thanks, Tumblr.

You mean someone wants that garbage GM infotainment system?

They priced this way out of the water. $350? For $50 more you can get a DJI Spark Controller Combo. You might not get 4K, but you get an entire drone...

I mean, it has Honda Sensing so it most likely can have Openpilot retrofitted into it...

I mean, we could shove them in a Fleetwood motorhome equipped with G159 tires and send ‘em down the interstate.

This isn’t a bug. Much like every other feature and redesign and update Google gives us without asking if we really wanted, this is just one of those kind of updates.

Under any common sense analysis, there is no market for a customer to come into a McDonald’s restaurant and order a slice or two of ‘cheese’ as a product that is separate, distinct, and independent from any other product or menu item. Nor is there a separate product market for a customer to order a slice of tomato, or…

Oh, hey, one of those shitty “secure phone” services that basically sells “encrypted” XMPP and SIP service got busted. Nice.

Stay classy, Root.

So you’re banning Rude Negro, right?

The “JD Powahhammah”.

See, early electric vehicles were especially marketed to women.

I’m wondering who to even listen to. I’m an owner of a Segway-Ninebot scooter and if Lime’s coming out saying that the version they use that’s extremely similar to my model is a flaming risk, why haven’t I heard that from Segway direct?

Isn’t there some shitty Shark robovac that has a handheld vacuum on the dock now?

I’ve had old people in a waiting room at the hospital go That’s a good TV ad to this very commercial.

(“Resource Action” or RA is IBM lingo for layoffs.)

@jack is a cunt that has no idea what he’s doing.