Or if I’m lodging for multiple days I’m buying a half-dozen eggs and using the sous vide I snagged from home to make meals on the uber cheap but delicious.

No joke, that’s literally it.

A General Motors representative provided the following statement:

I wonder how many Shark cards their overtime would buy them.

But what’s U-Haul going to use for 26 foot trucks now?

Now if they’ll bite the bullet and extend these “subscription” offerings to low/poor credit folks. I know my credit’s rocky (but working to fix it!) and Care won’t accept me because of it.

Viagra crackpipe?

No, their copy editor isn’t part of the union so they can’t touch the keyboard

Yeah, I’m a bit furious. I don’t know if my elderly father’s new truck ever asked us about that, or where that setting even might be. I know I certainly wasn’t happy when it auto-downloaded shit like NYTimes and the new Marketplace garbage onto it without our consent.

Hand blown crackpipe glass?

Except in this case it’s not just because Elon Musk... it’s unions, and everyone at Univison has a boner for unions now because they can hide behind it now and not be accountable for their actions.

Yeah, fuck you too.

As someone with autism that configures a machine exactly to the way I work and is extremely familiar with it... yes. Yes, I can’t adapt to software, I’m sorry I’m not like everyone else in the world. UI changes actually do make me tweak out a bit and can make me space out.

The best new features to try in chrome://flags:

so when does it come out that one (or both) of these individuals work for a marketing firm secretly employed by mcdonalds?

Funding secured (for some lawyers, please save me)

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

Correct. No plates, no registration, nothing. Just the warning triangle on the back and some flashing lights, and you too can ride down the middle of a busy village to get from a farm at one end to a farm at the other end and tie up traffic doing 10 MPH the entire way.

Because they know they’re going to piss off people by making it Red Dead 2 Online and require Varmint Cards to play.