He’ll probably whip out his RUSHcard to pay it.

Except nobody’s using Craigslist personals for escorting, that shit’s all on Backpage.

It’s on the Internet Archive for when Dominos decides to play heavy-handed on Youtube.

It’s either a misrouted cage, or somehow the animal escapes on the tarmac, which in some cases is due to handler stupidity (eg “oh! I’ll be nice and open the cage to throw in some water/food/etc” and the animal bolts out and becomes FOD on the runway).

Walmart sells them for $9.97 in most stores in the craft aisle.

Walmart sells them for $9.97 in most stores in the craft aisle.

*0% financing for 72 months. On approved credit through Chrysler Capital. All financing and leasing offers require credit approval. See dealer for details. Ends 04/02/18. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

The silly thing is I see them over here all the time because I live right on the border. I should just go get it registered in Canada...

I’ve been trying to see what it’d take to import one and nobody has a clear view or else I’m reading all the paperwork wrong....

Now how about New York takes their 6+ point, 3 year “responsibility assessment” fee racket and shove it, too?

These are going to get congested faster than the 2.4GHz routers already out there, especially when you’re deploying three of them in a small space...

These are going to get congested faster than the 2.4GHz routers already out there, especially when you’re deploying…

They do, but you have to deliver the vehicle to the drive-thru. Preferably alongside it, not through it.

But GM wants you to be able to buy Dunkin Donuts from your Colorado’s dashboard!

And that’s exactly what the Real People. Not Actors™ will tell you. 

Can you even buy this Honda? Supposedly they’re leasable but I assume even if one did have enough cash Honda’s still gonna tell you to screw off...

They already figured out who was responsible for the tar. Tri-State Trucking Company reports that rain leaked into the tanker and went unnoticed as tar spewed out and the company has already promised to take care of all damages and cleanup both to the highway and to people’s cars.

The Mercury Lynx. Because the world belongs to Lynx-oln.

I mean, I’m from Upstate NY and I’ve noticed myself AND my fellow drivers seem to be driving a lot more appropriately this winter season than ever before. Traffic has gone slower and more safely when a few inches have been thrown down by our bitchy Mother-in-law Nature.

Bridge over the river Kok, you say?

I keep a can of deicer inside and one outside the car. So much timesave.

Aaaaaaand then Snapchat kills accounts for using old versions of the client that aren’t the latest update. Just give us third party clients, Snap.