Can you even buy this Honda? Supposedly they’re leasable but I assume even if one did have enough cash Honda’s still gonna tell you to screw off...

They already figured out who was responsible for the tar. Tri-State Trucking Company reports that rain leaked into the tanker and went unnoticed as tar spewed out and the company has already promised to take care of all damages and cleanup both to the highway and to people’s cars.

The Mercury Lynx. Because the world belongs to Lynx-oln.

I mean, I’m from Upstate NY and I’ve noticed myself AND my fellow drivers seem to be driving a lot more appropriately this winter season than ever before. Traffic has gone slower and more safely when a few inches have been thrown down by our bitchy Mother-in-law Nature.

Bridge over the river Kok, you say?

I keep a can of deicer inside and one outside the car. So much timesave.

Aaaaaaand then Snapchat kills accounts for using old versions of the client that aren’t the latest update. Just give us third party clients, Snap.

But Musk already has long distance Autopilot. It’s just being tested on the wrong vehicle.

I think of them more as vending-machine-fixers.

Jeopardy!’s social media got even more savage:

He’s going to get a Youthful Offender plea out of this? Are you shitting me?

So... Buick?

So... Buick? It’s as close to Chevy as you can get in that market.

Hrm, I wonder if those police unions have anything to do with it... protecting bad blood...

https://www.evike.com/products/68300/

I’m decommissioning racks, so different story ;)

That’s great, but how about a decent cheap utility truck? I don’t need bells and whistles. I basically need a 1994 Ford Ranger, except new. I don’t need UConnect. I don’t need a 20 inch touchscreen. I need something to throw server racks in the back of, lumber from Lowes, tow a small popup, and carry the occasional…

Sorta like this?

They’ve been doing that up here already in northern New York under the guise of “catching drug-runners on the border”.

Are these pants?