I used to hate this episode because the Gremlin was such a dick lol

“Pika pika *pokeball* damn wtf”

Shit looks dope, reminds me of Ninja Gaiden. Would love to play it, even though it might never come out

Not so fun fact: Wendy Williams was the woman telling everyone Tupac got raped in prison. And that Method Man’s wife had cancer...

All this GPS fuckery is screwing up my eggs hatching! Why can’t it sync to the sensors on my phone to track my walking like Google Fit without a) having the app constantly open and b) without using GPS? I hope they’re trying to fix this and the 3 step glitch.

My thing is that I don’t sit down and read everything on my feed. I just skim thousands of things daily. The things that matter to me get skimmed at a somewhat slower pace lol

Also, activate “Undo Send” in Gmail

This reminds me of everybody having to constantly pull the cartridges out of their old school gaming consoles and doctor it into NOT freezing every 3 minutes while being all “still the best game ever”

Among the many glitches, one I’ve encountered is my screen not registering any button presses sometimes when Battery Saver mode is on. Couldn’t press on anything. Made me turn it off.

Master Raven looks badass but her outfit is lame imo

My girl still laughs at the time I was admiring a waterfall or some shit and a fucking cougar attacks me from behind, making me ragdoll into the water and die.

I’ll try that, thanks!

Same here! I’ll never forget seeing mold form in the bacon grease tin on the counter. Freezer only from now on

I sense another Lifehacker guide full of tips like these for Now on Tap in the near-future

Pull up a coupon at goodrx.com at show your pharmacist. So far it’s knocked off +$100 for me

Hey, that’s Michael Christmas!

*pumps shotgun* “The power of Christ compels you!” *BOOM*

I like the Saints Row series and I’ve played 1-4 knowing damn well what I was getting into. GTA rip off? Cool, GTA4 isn’t out yet. Super wacky Matrix rip off? Sure why not, I get to throw a dude through a window with ragdoll physics! Good soundtracks too.

PROTIP: send the bank a very nice, humble, friendly email about how your overdraft was a mistake on your part that rarely happens and they may refund you.

Reminds me that Jesus hated figs, and religious homophobia is all a big misunderstanding